1.30.2008

Just One a Them Days



I'm a sick Little Dude. When I cough I about hack up a lung and my entire face...from my nose to my chin... is always wet. I'm pretty sure a toofer (to be my second) is coming in too since the drool is like Niagra Falls out of my mouth. Mom wipes it off every millasecond and that makes me real mad. Thus the bib in the above picture. But I'm still a happy kid and smile and play on my Tonka just like any ole' day. Mom and Dad tell me I'm the best baby in the world. I guess they're right.

1.27.2008

Hats Off to San Antonio



Amy isn't technically a mom yet, so she has an excuse for acting like a 10-year-old. Me, not so much. But we had a real fun time regardless! The San Antonio Riverwalk was our destination for Saturday night festivities. What a cool little oasis that is. We ate & had some rather large margaritas (her husband and I), which made the walk down the Riverwalk that much more enjoyable. It's packed with people of all shapes, colors and sizes...there's countless restaurants tucked away every square inch. The river runs through the middle and one can easily fall right in if you're not careful. No, I did not fall in, though that would have made for a great little story.

On our way out, the "souvenier store" provided for the above displayed entertainment. Thank you Paul for indulging in our childlike desires for taking pictures with every hat in the store. San Antonio is a pretty cool city. The weather was beautiful (70 and sunny) and it really is a clean, new, beautiful place to be. Thanks Amy & Paul for showing me a good ole time. I'll look forward to popping in again some time (maybe with husband and child the next go-round).




Spa La La La La



Thank you Mr. Westin for creating the San Antionio Westin Spa, where we spent 5 lavish hours indulging in oils, lotions, stones, polishes, dry heat, steam, rub downs and total relaxation. This was a first for me. And hopefully not the last! Aside from the little girl checking us out and charging me double of what I was suposed to pay and explaining that she "just couldn't fix it," it was a lovely afternoon. You all know me better than to think I let that slide, so that added another 30 minutes to the experience.

1.26.2008

Calling All Moms....Leave Your Children



Since Mile High Dad was invited to a bachelor party to top all bachelor parties in Utah coming up in March, I decided that perhaps Mile High Mom deserved a get-away to even out the score. My husband is a very reasonable man and encouraged me to find a free trip where I could stay with a friend and use miles to get there. Good thing we're both Dutch or there might be some serious hostility in our marriage.


That mission was accomplished within days of the initial conversation. I booked a flight to San Antonio (I'd never been to Texas) to visit my Chicago Met girlfriend and ex-roomate Amy. She's due to have a bambino in April, so time was limited. Mile High Dad didn't really think about the fact that he'd have the Little Dude all by himself, but I was secretly very excited about that reality. Dads so rarely get the special blessing of spending an entire day, from wake-up to bed-time, alone with their kiddos. This would be a treat!


Well, I'm here in Texas as I write this and am enjoying every milasecond. I packed a small suitecase and found myself putting diapers in it. The flight was the most enjoyable traveling experience to date, despite the nausiating turbulance. And the meals out, girly movies and spa experience to come this afternoon are being savored. Mile High Dad and Little Dude are bonding and enjoying their time together. It's extra special that Dude is now freely crawling all over without incentives, so that's making it even more enjoyable for Dad. Don't worry, he's dropping Dude off with friends to go snowmobiling tomorrow, so dont feel too bad. Thanks Aunt C for picking up the slack.


Some moms out there just don't see the enjoyment in leaving their children. Get counseling for that. A little time for yourself is enough to make you actually look forward to changing diapers full of funk.

1.23.2008

We WANTED This????








Those baby books are full of crap. I've found it's better to just not open them...not even cast your gaze in their direction. The fact that Little Dude is 10 months old and only has one tooth is perfectly fine. The fact that his best buddy, Valociraptor, who is only 5 days his elder, now has 9 teeth and has started the walking process, has been slightly disturbing to the virgin parents that we are. Nonetheless, we're okay with that, but we prayed silent prayers over and over that Little Dude would start putting his bootie in the air and at least show signs of the will to crawl.

Little did we know that the act of circumsizing him (since his birth mom didn't do it) would be the driving force behind all kinds of fun new advancements. Mile High Dad said, "Watch, once we take care of his manhood, he's gonna be like Sampson and take off doing all the things he hasn't been able to do so far." I laughed. I'm not laughing anymore. Within one week of having surgery, Little Dude is crawling around the house, eating cords, ripping books, getting stuck in-between furniture and crawling up into bookcases. He has a few lumps on his head from this new-found source of exercise and cries a lot more throughout the day when he hurts himself. Sitting in one spot lookin at the world didn't provide opportunity to bang his head, so he's not sure how to handle that obstacle yet.

One reality that hasn't hit him yet is that he can't crawl THROUGH furniture. He tries and tries to move forward into his wooden rocker to get at that crazy fan, throwing his arms out to the side like Superman when he gets frustrated, but the chair doesn't move and this is not acceptable to him. For 5 minutes we worked on defeating the chair, but he did not turn invisible during the process, so finally an alternate route was taken.

Did we really want this???? I guess we did. After all, we don't want Valociraptor losing his first tooth at the same time Little Dude gets his second one. Development is good.




1.22.2008

From One Gas Hog to Another

At a whopping 13 miles per gallon, windows that won't go back up, gas tank doors that won't open and doors that need to be unlocked 15 times before they actually unlock, our Land Cruiser has met its final hours with the Mile High Vogs. We've decided to move on.

What vehicle should we replace the Beast with? I'll tell ya one thing we WONT replace it with. A mini-van. Mile High Dad says that unless they make a van that's a stick with a foreign name brand on it's rear, we aint goin there. He understands the convenience factor and doesn't want to offend anyone reading this who might own a mini-van...all the power to you and yours! But the Mile High Vogels will not enter that realm of famliness. We have decided on a Honda Pilot instead. Never mind the fact that our best Colorado friends have the exact same car in the exact same color as the one we're purchasing. This is our way of telling them how much we idolize their existence and want to be exactly like them. From one gas hog to another...the new one being a smaller hog than the old.

1.21.2008

Sun Glare, an Old Buick & a 97 Year-Old Lady

We've been trying to get to a new church we're considering joining for 3 weeks now. Week one went something like this....Little dude is dressed in his Sunday best, Mom and Dad are in the car, diaper bag packed. Dude is hungry, so a bottle of formula is passed to the back seat and the car seat visor is lowered to block the sun. After 2 minutes, Little Dude is whining and looking up at us with disgust. He had burped up a majority of what he just ate...or so we thought. We pull over to clean him up and are suprised to find out just how much more was in his small stomach afterall. His first bought of carsickness. There was no going to church at that point, so we drove home as rapidly as we could.

Week two found Little Dude with a cold to top all others and being the responsible parents that we are, decided to keep his yellow snot and phlem at home in the confines of our home.

Week three....this past Sunday...we made it to the parking lot, puke free, snot free and even hit mostly green lights, which puts Mile High Dad in great spirits. We see a tight spot, but figure we can make it. Mile High Dad, typically the world's greatest driver and car enthusiast, pulls in and is suddenly blinded by the glaring Colorado sun, thus nicking the passenger door of the car next to us. Given the Buickness on the vehicle hit, we figure it belongs to one of the many elderly folks who might not notice the dent and scratch, so we decide to leave a note explaining our mistake. We were NOT going to miss the service on week three.

We leave church to find the Buick doing approximately 4 series of back ups and pull forwards to get out of her parking spot and hope that she'll call us to talk about fixing the small dent. She does...10 minutes later. Mile High Dad tells her that we'll pay for the damage and will do whatever necessary to help her out. 97 year old Emma has proven to be amazingly with it for someone nearing a century old and has called Mile High Dad over 11 times in the past 2 days. They have become fast friends really, but Mile High Dad is praying that this will all be over soon. I think we should adopt her and start brining her meals. How many times in life do you get to know a 97 year old woman who can still drive, talk, and go get estimates from body shops while telling them that their high bids are a bunch of crap? I'm relieved to know that spunk is not a trait that leaves you as you age.