Lunch Dialogue

Today's lunch dialogue went a little something like this....

"Dude, come up for lunch. Want some Dora soup?"

"Yes, okay! I'm cooooming Mommy! Sit in new chair now!" (his chair is like a year old, but is still referred to as his "new chair.")

"Here's some ham, pea pods and dora soup. Take some bites please."

"Wylan eatin tea pots (pea pods)! Mmmm...good tea pots. Soup too hot (pulls his head to the side and refuses to even look at the soup.) "Good ham."

"Want to try a pickle dude?"

"No way." Pause... "Okay....Mmmmm. Good tickle!"

"Want another one?"

"Yes, okay." 5 minutes later. Still holding the tickle. And still chewing a tea pot from 6 minutes prior. Finally finishes the tea pot and says, "Tea pot go away! Eatin tickle now."

"Want some soup now?"

"No way. Too hot." Agrees to take one bite and pulls a puckered face like I just fed him anchovies. I try it. It was nasty. 25% less sodium equates to 50% less taste. Entire can of soup goes down the drain.

"Just tooting Mommy. No poopies now. All done Mommy. Come on! Go play toys now Mommy! Come on!"

2 pieces of ham, one bite of soup, 2 pickles, 3 pea pods and milk. Oh, and one M&M for good measure. The diet of our 2 year old. The end.