2,598 turnovers = $0 for Gwen

I must have missed the NCAA Championship game last night. Did anyone catch it? That's all I saw were a bunch of biddy basketball players just learning how to dribble and rushing down the court like there were small fires burning in their green shorts. Someone should have told them that GIFTING the ball to the opposing team time after time after time is NOT the best way to win the game. See ya later $300. It was nice dreaming of you and the new external camera flash I had all ready to purchase. Me, bitter? Nooooo.