Rudolph the Red Nosed Dude

What happened to this poor child's schnoz?

a). He tried to blow out a candle, unattended, and got a little too close.

b). A neighborhood dog thought it was a chew toy.

c). Too many Eskimo kisses from his adoring parents.

d). Tripped on the garden hose and landed in the window well, face down.

This is kinda fun!

e). Jammed his face into the side of the grill, while lit, to see the "hot fiya!"

f). While shaking his bootie, rolled down 5 basement stairs and landed on his face.

g). During a steep climb up the playground stairs, green ball in tow, fell off and landed in the wood chips. Face first.

h). Attempted to walk through the patio screen door one too many times.

Only one is fact, but all very possible. Cast your vote now and I'll update this minor face injury saga in an upcoming post. Can you deal with the suspense? I know...it's cruel.