Words of Wisdom from the Dude

Ok, maybe we're not yet at the stage his speech being "wise," but it's cute none-the-less. The latest (note, sometimes he says his "r's" and other times not so much):

On a walk Saturday night (while Daddy was on his guys weekend in the armpit of the country, I mean, beautiful Indiana)..."Mommy, where's Daddy? Daddy on aiwplane. Daddy kiss Mommy! Mommy kiss Daddy! Mommy, Daddy kissin Wylan."

The morning after he received his first bee sting. We're laying in bed reading books and he starts waving his arms saying, "Bzzzzzzz. Bee bitin Wylan (Rylan) in gwass (grass)! Mia's (Maria) house, ouch on foot! Wylan cwy (cry) wahh wahh wahhh! Bad bee!"

It was 99+ degrees on Saturday, so I filled up his big kid pool in the back yard. Naturally, I chose to sit in the shade reading magazines. For 2 minutes. As he's 2 inches from my face for the 5th time, he says, "Mommy! Clothes off pease! Badin suite on wif Wylan..... pease! Play in pool wight now.... pease!" I caved and sat in the pool with him for 30 minutes.

We pull into the garage Sunday night and there's mysterious Mexican music blaring across the street (still don't know from where). I opened dude's door and he is bobbing his little head back and forth, grinning ear to ear. The next morning he points across the street and says, "Very loud song in the twees (trees)! Acwoss da street! Song in the twees! Wylan dance."

Sunday afternoon, on the way home from Home Depot. "Dude, what would you like for lunch today?" "Ahhhhhh......Fruit snacks." "What else?" "Ahhhhh......crackers." "Ok, what else?" "Ahhhhh.....Mms." (M&Ms) "And what else?" "Ahhhhh...white milky."

I think that's enough dudeisms for today. I'm sure there will be plenty more wisdom to come.