The New Feet of Fashion

Ladies, be alarmed. Very alarmed. A certain worldwide retail outfit that starts with a "J" and ends in "Crew" has apparently hired designers who have smoked more than one too many dubes. Or maybe they're just trying to use a dramatic effect to see if people do indeed look at their mailers. Their newest catalogue, depicting their very finest fashion trends and garments, left me wide eyed and gaping. And laughing out loud. I think (hope) you'll see what I mean below. Focus on the feet. There were many more where these came from.

It's like grown women playing dress up for your feet in a 5 year old's closet. Try one of these out on your hubbies and let me know how lucky you get. Or maybe we can use this as a reverse tactic!